Streets of New Capenna Prerelease Achievements Game

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Turn your lands into a cat and dog factory with Jinnie Fay, Jetmir’s Second and Bootlegger’s Stash

Put 5 or more cards into your hand with Toluz, Clever Conductor

Turn on Obscura Ascendancy

Get double the value (and double the body count) from Maestros Ascendancy by casting a spell with Casualty

Chain Blitzers with Riveteers Ascendancy

Flex on your opponent by revealing a planeswalker off Cabaretti Ascendancy

Create an engine that goes tall and wide with Brokers Ascendancy and Sanctuary Warden

Recur Tenacious Underdog and point out that, based on his art, you’re not sure how he was ever considered an underdog

Wipe only the opponent’s board with Incandescent Aria

Deck yourself and lethal yourself at the same time with Cut of the Profits

One-shot an opponent with Devilish Valet

See what an opponent does if you try to mill their entire library with Cut Your Losses

Chain Rob the Archives into Rob the Archives. Comment that these archives seem particularly poorly defended.

Throughout the prerelease, use all three modes on any one Charm

Win a game without dealing combat damage

Drain out an opponent with Queza, Augur of Agonies

Use Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer to put a creature onto the battlefield that your deck can’t actually cast

Ask your opponent to clarify what Lagrella, the Magpie actually does.

Prevent all opposing creatures from blocking with a performance that’ll be talked about for years from a Sizzling Soloist

Use Voice of the Vermin to pump up Devilish Valet

Whatever you do, when you cast Illicit Shipment, do not get a card with “Halo” in the name, because there is nothing illicit about halo. -WotC Legal

Run away with the game with a Turn 2 Illuminator Virtuoso

Win the game with a timely Blitzed Riveteers Decoy

Deck yourself with Angel of Suffering.

Create a chain of value with Vivien on the Hunt.

Exile five or more spells with Arcane Bombardment.

Cast Even the Score for UUU less.

Win the game with Halo Fountain.

Cast Shadow of Mortality for BB.

Blow up everyone’s Treasures and creatures with Bootlegger’s Stash.

Cast a spell off Hideaway.

Cast a three-color creature off Evolving Door.

Do something cool with Mysterious Limousine and enter the battlefield effects.

Return five creatures to your hand with Rogues’ Gallery.

Use Citizen’s Crowbar to destroy an enchantment, then ask how exactly that works.

Make yourself Public Enemy.

Use Involuntary Employment to fuel your Casualty costs. Good luck avoiding a lawsuit on that one.

Cast Angelic Observer for W.

Call in a Professional to kill someone (with damage) through an Angel of Suffering. Bonus if you also happen to deck them.

Draw three cards with Courier’s Briefcase. 

One-shot an opponent with Pyre-Sledge Arsonist.

Put lots of counters on Vampire Scrivener with Tavern Swindler.

Counter a spell with Mage’s Attendant’s Wizard token.

Force a draw with Sky Crier.

Crew a Capenna Express with a Treasure-fueled Capenna Express.

Grab three or more Gathering Throngs with Gathering Throng.

Cast Meeting of the Five and feel bad when you get one or two mediocre cards off it.

Make one of the family bosses into a Legitimate Businessperson by putting them into Witness Protection. 

Equip Luxior to a planeswalker.